From Issue #20 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n ONE HYPER-NOSTALGIA PILL TOO MANY<\/p>\n Remember five minutes ago? \u00a0Those were the days…<\/p>\n Halloween 2015 nanofiction:<\/p>\n WHILE YOU SLEEP<\/p>\n One by one, the centipedes come, traipsing down esophagi.<\/p>\n From Issue #19 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n CONSIGLIERE<\/p>\n If my cat scratches out your eyes, it’s just business.<\/p>\n From Issue #18 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n PSYCHIC KNOW-IT-ALLS<\/p>\n In the future, we will have told you so.<\/p>\n Labor Day 2015 nanofiction:<\/p>\n THE NEW LABOR<\/p>\n This time, our bridge to the moon had safety standards.<\/p>\n From Issue #17 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n JUST NOT WORTH IT<\/p>\n Antarctica melted. \u00a0We’d seen bad movies. \u00a0Decided civilization was done.<\/p>\n From Issue #16 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n TIN FOIL HAT OF THE GODS<\/p>\n Protons were never meant to decay. \u00a0Government made it so.<\/p>\n From Issue #15 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n STALLED ELEVATOR, MULTIPLE PATIENTS<\/p>\n The tracheotomy was easy. \u00a0I dreaded the triplets.<\/p>\n From Issue #14 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n ON THE WAY TO SWEET VERSAILLES<\/p>\n The road is lined with heads. \u00a0My neck feels fragile.<\/p>\n From Issue #13 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n SHAPESHIFTER<\/p>\n “That wolf ate my triangles!”<\/p>\n They opened it, found squares.<\/p>\n From Issue #12 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n MAP OF THE ARBITRARIUM<\/p>\n You are here, but you might as well be anywhere.<\/p>\n From Issue #11 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n POST-RATIONAL PARTY EDUCATION PLATFORM<\/p>\n To understand a dumb, threatening world, we need worse ideas.<\/p>\n From Issue #10 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n SLEEP DEPRAVITY<\/p>\n Anyone caught catnapping in the cryo-units will pay. Last warning.<\/p>\n Combined Friday-the-13th\/Valentine’s-Day nanofiction\u00a0from Twitter (2\/13\/15):<\/p>\n LOVE CONQUERS US<\/p>\n Took our hazmat suits off. We couldn\u2019t handle not touching.<\/p>\n From Issue #9 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n MANTRA OF THE ANGRY PYROTECHNICS CYBORG<\/p>\n A chip in my brain controls the flame.<\/p>\n From Issue #7 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n THE FEUD BETWEEN MOUNTAINS GETS PERSONAL<\/p>\n You’d frack your own Mother for a quart of oil.<\/p>\n Belated Halloween nanofiction from Twitter (11\/9\/14):<\/p>\n UNUSUALLY CARELESS<\/p>\n Forgot to check my shoe. \u00a0Something’s biting. \u00a0Scramble to untie.<\/p>\n From Issue #6 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n DIRTY PUPPY<\/p>\n See Spot run for mayor. \u00a0See Spot indicted for racketeering.<\/p>\n From Issue #5 of the Jon Hakes Digest<\/em>:<\/p>\n THE GREAT-GRANDMA ESCAPE<\/p>\n Nana built a spaceship.\u00a0 She drove faster than the stereotype.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From Issue #20 of the Jon Hakes Digest: ONE HYPER-NOSTALGIA PILL TOO MANY Remember five minutes ago? \u00a0Those were the days… Halloween 2015 nanofiction: WHILE YOU SLEEP One by one, the centipedes come, traipsing down esophagi. From Issue #19 of … Continue reading
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