{"id":15,"date":"2011-07-22T07:05:36","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T11:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2011-07-22T07:29:32","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T11:29:32","slug":"okay-okay-im-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Okay, Okay, I&#8217;m here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spring-2011-2-017.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24\" title=\"Spring 2011 - 2 017\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spring-2011-2-017-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spring-2011-2-017-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spring-2011-2-017-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After years spent toiling in the cave, the Hakes springs forth, fully-formed, onto the Internet&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After years spent toiling in the cave, the Hakes springs forth, fully-formed, onto the Internet&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonhakes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}